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Our 10 New Years Resolutions
By: leelefever on January 4, 2006 - 1:00am
- Do not drop laptop in a river or other body of water
- Do not wear a single pair of underwear more than 5 days in a row without a wash
- Stay out of Turkish prisons
- Remember that our dog Amos is happy in a comfy bed with Mark at home
- Be adventurous with food, even as eyeballs stare back at us
- Keep the contents of our pockets in our possession
- Keep the contents of our digestive system flowing in the proper direction
- While on chicken buses, do not play with the chickens
- Remember that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is
- Have a good time, even as adverse conditions prevail